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Rush Limbaugh Says Hurricane Irma Is Conspiracy, Evacuates Anyway

Rush Limbaugh Says Hurricane Irma Is Conspiracy, Evacuates Anyway

"There is a desire to advance this climate change agenda, and hurricanes are one of the fastest and best ways to do it", Limbaugh said Tuesday on his radio program.

"We'll be on the air next week, folks, from parts unknown", he promised.

In a move that should shock absolutely nobody, Rush Limbaugh is leaving Florida ahead of Hurricane Irma-a storm he recently chalked up to a liberal media climate change conspiracy.

With Palm Beach County under mandatory evacuation, Limbaugh said it would be "legally impossible" to do his program Friday.

Despite claiming that the threat of Hurricane Irma is deeply exaggerated as part of a cash grab on the behalf of corrupt news organizations, Limbaugh admitted Thursday that he's evacuating from his Palm Beach mansion where he broadcasts his show.

"You know, I had to cancel a bunch of stuff", Limbaugh said, as if anyone gives a fraction of a shit. Remember, big hurricane. Al Gore said after his first book, after Hurricane Katrina, "We're gonna have these things all the time and they're gonna get worse and worse and worse 'cause of climate change!"

"The views expressed by the host of this program [are] documented to be nearly always right 99.8 percent of the time", Limbaugh said right before announcing he would be leaving South Florida for parts unknown. Limbaugh said there was a "symbiotic relationship between retailers and local media, and it's related to money". And it's not the hurricane center doing that. "He is putting people's lives at risk", he tweeted. Everybody who listens to him ought to have the good sense to make a rational, adult decision, but the truth is that Limbaugh has a powerful influence on the people who listens to him, and his words may have convinced some people to dismiss the warnings that government officials have been giving them.

Um, Rush Limbaugh, you need to like, look, at a few headlines (The Miami Herald is full of coverage, by the way). "All you need is to create the fear and panic accompanied by talk that climate change is causing hurricanes to become more frequent and bigger and unsafe". But it's particularly disgusting that, after Limbaugh told people not to worry about the storm and then chose to evacuate, he didn't have the decency to walk back his comments and admonish his listeners to heed warnings about the storm. If not, you need to use food-grade water containers, thoroughly cleaned and sanitized, and replace them every six months.